Netflix has a new sketch show called The Characters. They are selling it as a show with, “No rules. No limits.” Which must be true, because it seems like at least one person writing for the show took that literally and stole my sketch about a blind police detective that solves crime with his tongue, Taste Buddies.
After another school shooting, Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick really had his hands full. The bullets from “The Gun Control Argument” were flying right toward him. But he figured out how to get out of the way quickly!