An excerpt from Jack Handey's new book The Stench of Honolulu.
Voiceover: Jack Handey
Written by Jack Handey
Concept/Directed by Pat Bishop
Edited by Pat Bishop, Andy Maxwell, Chris Poole
Illustrations by John Maxwell
DP: Brian Lane
Grip: Aaron Ulrich
Art: Tricia Robertson
I’m really pissed I didn’t need these candles I bought last night.
Each year, drunk people are selected to participate in torturous games the morning after a big night out. There’s no sunglasses, no water, and no headache medicine.
Please don ‘t heckle comedians at the Oddball Comedy Festival. Heckle this guy instead.
I didn ‘t know I needed this
Listen, before we get started here, let’s just remember that 99.9999% of the time, we should not celebrate someone’s death. That’s just all sorts of wrong. BUT, for a brief moment, before we remember that the war against terrorism is far from over, let’s just soak this up. That in mind, here are seven guesses as to what his last words were.
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